Yesterday, while I was working in the home office and my husband was watching the kids (or so I thought, turns out he was actually sleeping on the couch) the kids decided to give each other haircuts, aka: chop off each other's hair. I am not kidding when I use the word chop. Gavin's was so bad that the hairdresser just had to give him a tight buzz cut to put an end to the madness that was his new 'do. And Ellie, my precious little girl with long luscious wavy hair and perfectly trimmed sweet bangs... well the entire front of her head is now hacked down to the scalp. All gone. And the entire left side was chopped off at ear level. Apparently Gavin thought she'd look swell with the new asymetrical look that is all the rage.... Except of course, it doesn't usually involve one side that is down past the shoulders and the other side now cut off at ear level.... and the back has big huge missing chunks. HUGE. And along the top too just for good measure.
First I shrieked, like scary movie shrieking scene kinda shrieking.
Then I screamed at them: "WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!" WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT??!! ARGH!!!"
Then I cried. (Yes, I was very mature during this whole scene, can you tell? No, I am not the zen chill mom who laughs it off and goes "nice haircut!" That would so NOT be me....
Then I made appointments for Supercuts. They could only do Gavin that day (by just basically making him look like he is ready to enter the military - Jason is secretly happy as he has always wanted Gavin to have a matching buzz cut but won't admit it because he is afraid I might kill him, and considering the results of his deplorable "supervision" he's already watching his back) and then the haidresser basically told me there was nothing she could do to save Ellie's hair, can't really "put it back", can't give her extensions!, and even a chin length bob would look ridiculous with all her chunks missing from the left side. We ended up getting it "fixed" the next day. By fixed I mean, we took everything to the shortest point which is her EAR level.... And she has NO BANGS at all. Nothing. It's very "modern"....
Ellie asked me last night when the dust had settled, and I was a bit calmer, when she could get her bangs back, that she was ready to get her hair back now, she was ready to be good and not cut it off anymore so could I please put it back now, thankyouverymuch. Like she thought I could just magically make it come back somehow.
The front is not even long enough for me to stick it up in a little barrette or anything. Just a total hack job. I couldn't even take pictures until dinnertime last night. I was still too devastated everytime I looked at it. :(
Recap of what she looked like 2 days ago:
Eventually I realized that, as painful as it was for me to look at, I'd regret not having evidence of their "wonderful" little idea to give each other haircuts so I finally took some. Here is what it looked like about 3 hrs after the "incident".
As you can see the bangs that went down to her eyebrows are completely gone. The entire left side of her head has a new hairline that ends at her ear level and the right has a few salvaged stringy masses left over going down to by her shoulder... She so has the look of a child who is in big trouble...
But then she gets over the "I've been naughty" state of mind and starts goofing off saying "OOPS!" to me and cracking up... great. I was still not laughing.
And here it is this morning, looking EVEN BETTER might I add...sigh. The only difference is that at this point I couldn't help but laugh because it looked so incredibly ridiculous it was starting to be a little bit funny. Not funny haha like "oh, this is so funny, why don't you do it again soon!?" Not quite.
Oh yeah baby, now THAT is morning hair. Chopped off butchered morning hair.
And then here is the result after a trip to the hairdresser 24 hrs later.
She's really lucky she is so darn cute.